If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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