The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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