it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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