Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
