and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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