Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
mondays should just be called national damage control day
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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