You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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