We're like a lot better than the average bears
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i think i just lost a toe
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize