College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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