just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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