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We named our party play list daddy issues
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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