Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I skipped work to stalk him.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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