I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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