We named our party play list daddy issues
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
tell me about the fingering
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