Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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