i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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