32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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