Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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