Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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