normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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