did you get engaged???
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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