I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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