I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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