my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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