Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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