Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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