so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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