That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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