doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I have post one night stand depression
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