i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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