erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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