omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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