Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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