I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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