I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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