New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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