You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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