Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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