You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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