Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So many bounce houses so little time
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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