Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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