If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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