Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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