? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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