Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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