so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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