dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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