She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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