yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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