we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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