Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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