I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
