I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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