wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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