she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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