I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
