Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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